If you want to make Mrs. Darby turn green and almost lose her breakfast, THIS is how to do it. Even just THINKING about this makes me a little light-headed, so this is going to be a short post!
First, I had the kids chew on a saltine cracker. This part didn’t gross me out. It’s See-Food! Didn’t your family ever play this at the table??
Here’s where things turn badly…
I had them put 10 saltine crackers in a Ziploc bag. Then, we added water, closed the bag, and… churned.
I had to open a window, and breath in that crisp, cold, fall air. Breath in, breath out, Mrs. Darby, for the worst has not yet come to pass: the eyeball.